lunes, 9 de diciembre de 2013

Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK)

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK) and it is responsible for the recent Job Influenza 24/7 outburst.

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever –

This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or all of the following antidotes:

Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE), Wasteful Human Information System Killing Yeast (WHISKY), Vague Organization Deactivating Kinetic Antidote (VODKA) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).

Take antidotes repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.

IF you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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